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[Satire] Cyber Sleuth ZachXBT Revealed to Be Lazarus Group Mastermind Hacker

[Satire] Cyber Sleuth ZachXBT Revealed to Be Lazarus Group Mastermind Hacker

The crypto world has been stunned by the revelation that revered cyber sleuth ZachXBT may be the mastermind behind Lazarus Group, the collective th...
The Future of Crypto Security – What Can Exchanges Learn from the Bybit Hack?

The Future of Crypto Security – What Can Exchanges Learn from the Bybit Hack?

The $1.5B Bybit hack isn’t just another crypto breach, it’s a wake-up call for the entire industry. Even cold wallets and multisig protection faile...
[Satire] Artificial Intelligence Expert Reveals That No One Knows What AI Agents Actually Do

[Satire] Artificial Intelligence Expert Reveals That No One Knows What AI Agents Actually Do

The crypto world has been plunged into uproar after an artificial intelligence expert claimed that AI agents are not what they seem. According to D...
[Satire] Elon Musk Launches Bid to Buy Ethereum Network

[Satire] Elon Musk Launches Bid to Buy Ethereum Network

A consortium of investors led by billionaire Elon Musk has launched an audacious bid to buy the Ethereum network and rebrand it as Xthereum. The de...
[Satire] Donald Trump Makes Territorial Claim for El Salvador’s Bitcoin Reserves

[Satire] Donald Trump Makes Territorial Claim for El Salvador’s Bitcoin Reserves

Donald Trump has issued a claim for El Salvador’s Bitcoin reserves with the intention of annexing them to form the “51st US state.” Trump believes ...